Ivan and the Queen

Ivan sprints thru the dragon breeding ground with two machetes on his forearms thru the thick vegetation chopping thru the lantana wild boar hunting in the summer he chops thru the lantana chasing its sprinting grunting powerful stumpy body he goes to leap onto the boar taking it down and slitting its throat straddling it then as the boar squeals and making tremendous noise before bleeding out and going silent he hears vibrations like that scene on Jurassic park with the water in the cup Ivan looks springs up and looks around for it when whack the dragon snatches the boar in its claw taking his kill off him while thrusting its tail and smashing it's other claw at Ivan's body to lift him up Ivan uses both blades chop it's hand off and stick the other one into its side as it breathes fire on him Ivan gets to his back and with both machetes stabs them into the back of the dragon as he quickly takes them out to stab it again it sweeps him with its tail dropping him the dragon turns and keeps holding the decapitated boars head while breathing fire at Ivan Ivan ducks and rolls under it then springs to his feet with both machetes raised it stabs the dragon in the throat maiming its ability to breath fire as Ivan twists the machetes and severs it artery before doing a whole body take down on the dragon with the machetes in it twisting and flipping it he double stomps on its head with both feet then with one and two type slices he chops into its next decapitating it the dragon turns its head quickly taking it out from under both his feet as Ivan follows it and keeps stomping on its head he chases it as it thrusts across the floor canopy and keeps digging both machetes into its throat and severing its arteries while stomping and crushing on its skull whack he is headbutted by its mate then breathed fire upon as Ivan rolls and keeps rolling away from gets up and then sides steps the hits it with a right hook with the machetes into its skull while upper cutting the other one into its throat and manhandling it into its back before stabbing both machetes into either side of its neck the dragons springs Ivan up thru the air with its back legs as Ivan crashes backwards and slides crashing to the ground he gets up as the does at the same time Ivan gets the bounce on it and is already over hand stabbing it in its head with the machete hitting it in its left eye he overhead smashes the other machete into its other eye and manhandles it breathing flames and fire burst as it makes growling sounds he over powers it's head stomping it's breathing fire mouth sideways as the flames burn the ground the dragon whips its tail and hits Ivan whiplashing him across the face he blocks it then chops its tail off with a forehand and backhand of the razor sharp machete while impaling it in the forehead nailing it's skull into the ground while turning his face from its final burst of flame he twists the machete then it goes silent except for the burning of the lantana around Ivan finds himself in circle of flames as he looks around for biggest gap in the flames then legs it as the flames quickly close up he runs thru them and the smoke as the flames get hotter he just covers his eyes and keeps stomping and leaping thru the burning smoking lantana...