Johnny Rockett Enema at the Gates

The misadventures of Johnny Rockett Continues. The Gate. That marvel of modern technology that allows ships to travel from Earth to other planets within the galaxy in mere days relied upon for interstellar travel and commerce is being held ransom. Who could... who would do such a thing and bring the known network of planets too their knees?And what would you do if you were caught between Gates in the middle of nowhere, light years from the nearest planet in the network? Johnny decides to set down on nice little planet with soft, cuddly creatures, that would like nothing more than to eat him and Aria. And then there's the alien technology that they find, but what could that possibly have to do with our story? And anti-gravity sex... how does that go?