Home Run

Green Lucas doesn't know what's about to hit him. Complete Standalone Romance WantedA woman with grit and fire who will help me get my son's head out of his ass. You must be self-sufficient and not looking for a gravy train. Common sense is a plus, book smarts are optional. Cannot have red hair, as my son seems to go for that type and he needs something to shake him up. Must have a backbone, but be flexible enough to bend-and I'm not talking in the bedroom-some things a mother doesn't need to know. Bonus points if your name is Daisy, Lily, Bluebell, Jasmine, etc. But not Dahlia, that's an instant no. Must love kids, especially puberty-stricken boys who are discovering girls are more fun than video games. Also, and this is very important, you must hate all things baseball-bonus points if you've never seen a game either on television or in person. If this description is you, or fits someone you know, apply at the address below. P. S. You must also love cows. Sometimes a mother has to do what she has to do. Let the games begin.