Young Auctioneers

?Now, ladies and gentlemen, what am I offered for this elegant vase, imported direct from Italy, a most marvelous piece of workmanship, worth every cent of twenty-five dollars? Who will start it at five dollars? Start it at four? Start it at three? At two? At one dollar? What is that?fifty cents? Rather low, lady, but as I said before, these goods must be sold, regardless of the prices obtained. Fifty cents, it is! Fifty?fifty! Who will make it one dollar?? ?Sixty!? ?What, only sixty? Well, well, well! Never mind, the goods must go, and sixty cents is better than nothing. Sixty?sixty??? ?Seventy-five!? ?Eighty!?